when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn
i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
this is the only vine that matters
Staff at Monterey Bay Aquarium are raising three Snowy Plover chicks, an Endangered species. The aquarium’s experienced rehabilitators believe these little guys have an excellent chance of being successfully re-released back into the wild.
Learn more about Snow Plover Conservation at Zooborns.
Who the fuck walks like this?!
tough cool people unlike you
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
Mexican-American Gothic (2010) by Santiago Forero
what a time to be alive.